Jun
10
How To Pick Up
Never use a pick up line. Seriously. They never work.
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Posts tagged How To
Jun
6
How To Pick Up
Make an entrance. Walk down the stairs in slow motion. Slowly put your jacket on. Flick a cigarette onto the ground. Kick in a door. Brush your hand through your hair. Something that makes you look super confident.
Jun
5
How To Pick Up
Don’t kiss and tell. You’ll get a bad reputation if you always talk about the girls you’ve been with, and if it proceeds you, you might find it a wee bit harder to pick a girl up.
Jun
3
How To Pick Up
Do not think of every girl as your potential wife. This will just fake you out. There is a ton of pressure put onto you to make it work. You’ll also become desperate trying to impress her.
Jun
2
How To Pick Up
Never call a girl “Bitch”. Never. Ever.
May
29
How To Pick Up
Be an artist. Chicks dig it.
How To Pick Up
Wear a tie. Girls like something to hold on to.
May
28
How To Pick Up
There is no such thing as private sex. At least one person knows you’re having sex.
May
26
How To Pick Up
Buy her pizza. Everyone needs food after a bar. Every girl loves food.
How To Pick Up
Get a girlfriend. Then you don’t have to worry about any of this.
May
25
How To Pick Up
Make nice with her friends. This is a good way to get rid of them. If they know you and like you, they’ll leave you alone. They won’t cock block you. This is also good if your friend needs someone to talk to. Just remember to pay more attention to the girl you want.
May
24
How To Pick Up
Get a haircut. If she can’t see your shoes the first place she’ll look is your hair. Keep it nice.
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